Thursday, August 17, 2006
It had been a BAD day!
Note: This entry is not for the faint-hearted.
It kicked off with a mucus-filled morning, the very moment when I opened my eyes. It smeared right across the right of my face; hair; pillow and blanket. WAH LAO, super gross. Thank God the monkey was safe. PHEW!
I think it flowed and flowed non-stop throughout the night. Perhaps I tossed and turned in it. HAHA. Stupid malfunctioning nose.
At school, I wasn't the only suay one, because the suay God hopped onto Xiuwen! We were happily munching on the pandan man tous Christina supplied, and got into action for some drama. (Well, our natural tendency.)
We began boxing each other and using the buns to act as swellings in our mouths. Who knows I began laughing and then...
SPURT!
Yeah, you've guessed it - right into her face =/ Imagine the emerald-coloured chewed substance, along with some saliva and air bubbles?
I am really sorry, my dear girl!
I've ruined her day, just like how mine was ruined by some unknown source.
As stupid as it may sound, I tolerated (while my bladder suffered) from morning to noon. EIGHT MEGA LONG HOURS! I've got big bladders man.
I had to undergo two hours of agony during chemistry before I could rush to the loo. I swore I would have pee-ed on the spot if I lingered around for a minute more or so.
I headed home feeling as if my stomach had been raised and squeezed into my oesophagus. The aftermath! (or perhaps only psychologically.)
Had my packet of sng muois to tide me through the bumpy bus ride. It was only a matter of time before I spew my lunch out.
I dozed off and started 'nodding my head'. Who knows when I woke up, the one beside me was a NYJCian! WTH, NO MORE IMAGE LE LA!
I went to the door, wanting to alight. Thinking that I had long legs, I simply leaped across the few steps at the door and onto the pathway... And FELL! HahAHahaHAHa!
To me, poopoo-ing had always been a good experience, especially having constipated for days. And you always wash your hands after that.
But you seldom puke when you wash your hands, don't you? IT'S DISGUSTING I TELL YOU.
I had to use a spoon to scrap the mess into a plastic bag, and it stank terribly.
EEeeeewwwWww, right?
I went for round two before typing this entry. So, no school for me tomorrow!
Doctor Tan, here I come!
The day has ended.
22:30
